So you’ve followed our journey thus far, and you know that my husband, my cat, and I are headed to Seattle in three weeks. We have secured a vehicle to get us there, and we are in the process of selling everything that doesn’t fit into our 1994 Pontiac Sunbird. My project these past few weeks has been to put my creative writing minor to use by tricking people on Craigslist into buying our stuff. For example:

The furniture has been easy to let go of, for the most part. We got most of our stuff from goodwill anyway, so nothing too expensive or sentimental. There is this one chair though, that Doug loves almost as much as he loves me. I don’t understand it, and every time I ask Doug why he likes it so much, he just shrugs and says, “how can I possibly explain the complex relationship…